COMPREHENSIVE IMMIGRATION REFORM

COMPREHENSIVE IMMIGRATION REFORM

FIRST THINGS FIRST…

   Let’s give it a name.  In deference to the liberal, Democrat penchant for using misnomers in titling legislation to assuage their low information, read-the-headlines-only, proletariat; we shall name this proposed legislation, “The Affordable and Humane Comprehensive Immigration Reform Act”. 

   And further, we will also defer to the same politically correct, liberals’ call to cease using the term, “Illegal Alien” (ostensibly because the term ‘Illegal’ is an adjective and not a noun or a pronoun, therefore should not be used to identify certain people).  Henceforth, we shall refer to people who enter this country without the proper permission as, “Criminal Invaders”.  The term is more accurate, and complies with the use of a noun to describe the person as a “Criminal”.

   We don’t require 2,700 pages of secret sneaka-tax and tyrannical violations of the constitution.  We will keep it simple and straightforward.  It’s okay if the liberals in congress don’t want to read it; they can follow Nancy Pelosi’s pretzel ‘logic’ and pass it to find out what’s in it.

The Affordable and Humane Comprehensive Immigration Reform Act

   A National Citizen Registry shall be established within the purview of the Department of Homeland Security that will verify the validity of citizenship, and issue at no cost to the citizen, a secure National Citizen Photo Identification card and digital registry number to all United States Citizens.  Such a registry shall be held in an electronic database that includes the citizen’s name, digital image, place of birth, date of birth, gender, social security number, national ID number as well as the national ID numbers and Social Security numbers of birth parents, where known, and of adoptive parents.  Additional information to be recorded within the database may include current and historical home addresses, employers, and voting participation (but not which candidate or party the person voted for).  This National Citizen Photo Identification Card and digital registry number, shall be required to be presented by the citizen to which it is issued, to any police officer, prospective employer, or to a bona fide poll worker, at his duly assigned polling station, in order for the citizen to vote in any election.  Read only, secure, DHS digital computer servers shall be distributed in such a manner that access to verification for the purposes of identification by law enforcement, employment, or voting, shall be readily available and such verification shall take place in a timely manner.

   The United States of America shall henceforth establish a policy of reciprocity, whereby any person and/or their progeny, that enters the borders of the United States without properly securing legal permission shall be deemed ‘Criminal Invaders’ and shall bear ‘in-kind’ treatment, relative to the laws and conditions existent in the countries from which the criminal invaders emanate.  Children born to Criminal Invaders while in the United States of America without proper legal permission or authority, shall not be considered citizens of the United States of America.

    Rights afforded to citizens of the United States of America, by virtue of the Constitution of the United States of America, shall NOT be given to any person who is not a citizen of the United States of America, or that willingly enters the borders of the United States of America without the requisite permission and proper documentation.  This shall apply not only to Criminal Invaders, but to enemy combatants captured in battle outside of the boundaries of the United States of America.  There is no way that someone who is fighting to destroy the very nation that hosts these rights for its citizens, should be allowed to enjoy such rights.

   The recent advent of terrorism within the borders of the United States of America, dictates that securing the borders is paramount in establishing a free and safe United States of America.  As important as physical security of our borders is, there is another, even more effective means by which we can slow, or even reverse the flood of Criminal Invaders into the United States.  Make it a serious felony to employ any person without documented proof of U.S. Citizenship.  Make the penalties severe enough that no employer would even consider violating this law. 

   To wit; Any person, corporation, or business employing any person without proof of citizenship; that is, proper documentation such as a valid and verified National Citizens Registry Photo Identification Card, Social Security Card, or Birth Certificate, shall be punishable by a fine of up to 5 times, but not less than 2 times, the amount of the projected annual salary, based on the highest wages paid for any week of such employment multiplied by 52, while under the employ of said business or individual.  In addition, for any additional instances of such violation, the same fine shall apply for each instance, but, in addition, shall carry with it a sentence of not less than 6 months in a federal prison for each such instance, but not to exceed 5 years in the aggregate.  Criminal Invaders that are caught working with false documentation shall face a minimum of 6 months in prison, and then immediately deported.  If criminal invaders have funds, they shall be required to pay for the expenses of prosecution, incarceration, and deportation.  The violating employer shall make up any shortfall in payment of the costs.

   In addition, there will be no funds from any U.S. government based institutions, whether federal, state, or local, allowed to be distributed to Criminal Invaders.  No welfare, no food stamps, no General Assistance.  Nada.  No medical provisions.  No Medicare or Medicaid.  No Emergency Room treatment, without first paying for it.  Any costs associated with the capture, incarceration, and deportation of Criminal Invaders shall be billed first to the Criminal Invader, and any shortfall to their home country.

   With the exception of properly documented foreign students, no person without proper evidence of United States citizenship shall be allowed into public K-12 or post-secondary institutions.  Foreign students must keep their student visas current at all times, and shall certify through their designated educational institution that they are currently enrolled.  Any travel, by foreign students holding U.S. visas, either out of, or into the United States of America, must be logged as well.  Foreign students that fail to keep currently registered, and their whereabouts up to date, are subject to immediate deportation and revocation of student visa.  Children of Criminal Invaders that do not possess proof of U.S. citizenship shall be deported with the adult parent Criminal Invaders.

   If you think these terms and conditions are tough, take a look at the terms and conditions for equal treatment from the countries that the Criminal Invaders emanate.

   By enacting legislation in the spirit of  “The Affordable and Humane Comprehensive Immigration Reform Act” as described above, the United States government could quickly, decisively, efficiently and fairly, accomplish effective border security, substantially reduce or eliminate voter fraud, and significantly reduce the threat of terrorist attacks on our homeland.